So. Everyone out there who have ears know that Paula Abdul has left Idol. But the thing is, people are wondering who her replacement will be. Don’t you people get it? Kara DioGuardi is her replacement! Okay, sure, Paula and Kara are “friends” and they were happy to be judging together for one season. But the four judges thing? It just doesn’t work.

What really surprises me is that people want Paula instead of Kara. Why? Because Paula is more qualified? Because she has been on the show for so long? Face the facts, people: Kara has written and co-written countless songs. She can sing. If she doesn’t like how someone sang, she can go back and sing it for them the right way. 

And Paula? Nothing.

But the decision is final. On the Idol website, under “Judges Bios”, Paula is gone. There is a Simon Bio, a Randy bio, a Kara bio, and even a Ryan Bio. but no Paula.

It would not surprise me if the brought Paula back for a surprise twist, but for now, bye, Paula!

Louiville, Kentucky- how do you pronounce that some people say it Lu-iss-vill, some think it’s Lu-ee-vil, and the locals say it Lu-ih-vull.

The auditions start with some bad people, none worth mentioning.

A woman from Pennsylvania has been trying to get into the music industry for 23 years. The judges remembered her from a record studio. “I like you… there’s something about you.” Kara said. My dad predicted that she’ll make the top 10. To read more of his American Idol Blog related opinions, go to http://adamginsbergblog.com/

Mark Mudd has been in two car accidents and has almost died five times. In fact, his ancestor, John Mudd, was the doctor who fixed John Wilkes Booth’s leg when he jumped out of a window after shooting Abraham Lincoln. His name is Mudd, and so is his singing.

The next audition, Kara and Simon got into a fight (again). It ended with Paula and Kara under the table. The contestant went through.

I liked the part where the producers of American Idol put a chain of horrendously bad singers together. Is this good or bad? See the article “American Idol- Inhuman Show?”

‘Night!